: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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