are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Watching her eat just hurts me
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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