I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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