ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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