So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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