are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Randomize
