Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
