I'm really into asian looking animals
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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