We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
This is my life. Enjoy the view
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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