READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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