I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Found your dick twin last night
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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