i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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