I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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