Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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