A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
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