Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
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