This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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