She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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