I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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