I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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