Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Rumble strips road head = magical
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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