I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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