why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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