PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Randomize
