this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Randomize
