Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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