she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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