the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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