I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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