Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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