Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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