It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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