i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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