We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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