weddingsv make me drug and hornr
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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