Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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