Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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