Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
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