Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Randomize
