you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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