Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I FOUND THE LEGS
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I party with great urgency now.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
