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I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
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