Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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