She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Randomize
