All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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