Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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