When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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