Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Randomize
