if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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