Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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