office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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